what if pimples are really just little people and when you squeeze them they get really excited and cum everywhere
dear white boy:
no im not gonna fucking show u my anus on facetime what the fuck
and when i say no i dont mean convince me
I MEAN NO
yeah im chill w sexting bc its fun occasionally
but not when u pull this shit and harass me to do things i aint comfortable with
So as some of you may know, in my spare time I like to hand sew and create little throw pillows and stuffed animals for people out of felt! So I made a promise to myself that when I hit 800, I would do one of those giveaways. SO HERE IT IS!!!
1. You must follow me! (myfriendsforcedmetodothis)
2. You must reblog this (liking wont count)!
And thats it. I will put all of your URLs into a random generator and I will select two winners. You can ask for whatever you want! You want a pillow with a DCI logo on it? Can do! You wanna bunny? Sure man! Pretty much anything within reason!
You have until November 20th to reblog this and enter! I love you guys and thank you again!
i tried making one of those hidden message transparent ghosts but it ended up a little bit terrifying.
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
And maybe she was very small when the Wizarding War happened but she still remembers when that word was dangerous and was legitimately scared.
Suddenly this show got a thousand times better!
You can see the looks on the others faces like “who the fuck is voldemort?”