perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
Gavin The Fish!
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
*Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
I will not sing.
I will not sing.
I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
true desperation presented in a single image
i dont know if the picture is supposed to be of the employee who forgot the blunt or the customer who found it and im not sure which would be funnier
I just had to add this — it’s a medieval chart of pee colours and what they supposedly meant back then.
You will note: no purple!
Pee colors, old and new!
(Harry Potter spoilers, but who really needs this notice at this point anyway)
As I was packing my books away for a move, this tattered piece of paper fluttered out of my copy of Goblet of Fire: an attempt to timeline the events of Harry Potter. I would try to say I was only a misguided child when this happened, only the fact I mention horcruxes means it was at least 2005, and I was certainly not a child at that time.
Lol jk I would totally attempt to do this now
I just realised I tried to make it so that the length of the lines vaguely corresponds to the length of time
Oh wow. I was such a nerd