Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
Anonymous said: My mom just called me a fat pig because I was eating ice cream before dinner. She made me scoop it all down the sink and then threw the rest of the container in the garbage and asked if I ever wanted to find a boyfriend because there's no way a 'porker' like me will ever one at this rate. I feel so empty and horrible and I just want to cry into someone's shoulder forever.
NO THAT IS SO NOT OKAY I AM HERE FOR YOU. like honestly that’s so fucking uncool. And like what does she know? She’s following societies fucked up version of “beauty”. Like hell not everyone likes stick girls and muscle bound dudes and we have every right to like whoever the fuck we want. I love chubby people because they are cute as hell and I’m not calling you chubby at all. And like fuck it ice cream is awesome and she’s just wasting fucking money if she’s throwing it away. You should want to loose weight for yourself and yourself only (unless it’s like a health reason you should want to be healthy yknow?). But like there will be plenty if people that will love you for you. Love isn’t about how “hot” you are, it’s about being you and having someone else be utterly entranced with you. Beauty is honestly in the eye of the beholder because I know my parents pick fun at me for thinking chubby people are hot as fuck because they are to me. So what I’m saying is, love you for you and do not let her bring you down. If a guy forces you into loosing weight to be “hot” fuck him and fuck anyone that says you’re not pretty because of your weight.
God patrickvaughnstumpy the feels I love this
Spread this because it’s so true
The whole world needs to see your wisdom
Thanks :) but I’m here to help!!!
You’re an amazing person Patrickvaughnstumpy. And I hope anon feels better soon and he/she deserves so much better than that
Thank you. I agree, mothers shouldn’t be like that to their kids
patrick popped a balloon tonight
i can imagine you in a dark room in your underwear popping balloons
whY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT PERVERTED LIKE I JUST ENJOY THE ACT OF POPPING BALLOONS.
yo let's see if we can find you some more balloons to molest.